Saturday, December 01, 2007

Here are some things you may not know.....

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
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4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters
only on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath..
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you
Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
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11. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the
toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to

Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.
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14. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from
History. "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great;
" Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.
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15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
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16. If a statue of a warrior on a horse has both front legs
in the air, the person died in battle. If the
horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural
causes.
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and
laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
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18. Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive
from each salad served in first-class.
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23. Butterflies taste with their feet.
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24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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27. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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31. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over
million descendants.
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in
your ear by 700 times.
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34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Top 10 List of Popular New Year Resolutions

10. Get organized

9. Keep Timing in Office

8. Learn something new

7. Get out of debt

6. Quit Drink & Smoking

5. Enjoy life more

4. Regular Blogging

3. Maintain Fitness

2. Read the Books bought already.

1. Spend more time with family and friends

Saturday, November 10, 2007

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


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OFFICE ARITHMETIC


Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime


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SHOPPING MATH


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.


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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


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HAPPINESS


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


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LONGEVITY


Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.


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DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE


A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED


Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.


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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

FOOD FOR MIND

*Mistakes r not a crime. if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success for

eg;  god created me. So what then he rectified his mistake by creating you!



*Mr.inside when to see Mr. outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside,
but outside sitting inside called inside inside .When inside came inside outside.
went outside 2c inside then outside called.


*Never search your happiness in other which will make you to fell ALONE .
but search it in your self you will feel happy even you ore left ALONE GOOD NIGHT.

*A simle can open a heart faster than a key can open a door.
simles are free don’t save them!Bright ten the world ur simle.Kep smiling


*A big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole .Even a little anger or ego will burn up all the nobility of a good heart… so stay cool god night.

*Want To know who are you? Go to Write message in your mobile...On the dictionary On the English. press 69023780374363 You will find..


*Every wife is having their husband photo in their purse why?
To consale herself that nothing in this world is difficult than this.


*Ability is wht ur capable of dng. Motivation determines wht u do attitude.
Determines how well u do it .so hav d attitude z motivate ur ability god morning.


*Deley is the enenmy of efficiency and waiting is the enenmy of utilization so… don’t
Deley anything & don’t wait for anything just go on…

*Every failure is a lesson earn well.
Every success is a battle – fight well

*If u luv some 1 don keep in ur heart , keep in ur nails.
Bcoz if u fail in luv don’t break ur heart just cut ur nail that y gals grow very lengthy nails.