10. Get organized
9. Keep Timing in Office
8. Learn something new
7. Get out of debt
6. Quit Drink & Smoking
5. Enjoy life more
4. Regular Blogging
3. Maintain Fitness
2. Read the Books bought already.
1. Spend more time with family and friends
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Saturday, November 10, 2007
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
********
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
********
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
********
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
********
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
********
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
********
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
********
DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
********
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.
Saturday, November 03, 2007
FOOD FOR MIND
*Mistakes r not a crime. if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success for
eg; god created me. So what then he rectified his mistake by creating you!
*Mr.inside when to see Mr. outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside,
but outside sitting inside called inside inside .When inside came inside outside.
went outside 2c inside then outside called.
*Never search your happiness in other which will make you to fell ALONE .
but search it in your self you will feel happy even you ore left ALONE GOOD NIGHT.
*A simle can open a heart faster than a key can open a door.
simles are free don’t save them!Bright ten the world ur simle.Kep smiling
*A big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole .Even a little anger or ego will burn up all the nobility of a good heart… so stay cool god night.
*Want To know who are you? Go to Write message in your mobile...On the dictionary On the English. press 69023780374363 You will find..
*Every wife is having their husband photo in their purse why?
To consale herself that nothing in this world is difficult than this.
*Ability is wht ur capable of dng. Motivation determines wht u do attitude.
Determines how well u do it .so hav d attitude z motivate ur ability god morning.
*Deley is the enenmy of efficiency and waiting is the enenmy of utilization so… don’t
Deley anything & don’t wait for anything just go on…
*Every failure is a lesson earn well.
Every success is a battle – fight well
*If u luv some 1 don keep in ur heart , keep in ur nails.
Bcoz if u fail in luv don’t break ur heart just cut ur nail that y gals grow very lengthy nails.
eg; god created me. So what then he rectified his mistake by creating you!
*Mr.inside when to see Mr. outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside,
but outside sitting inside called inside inside .When inside came inside outside.
went outside 2c inside then outside called.
*Never search your happiness in other which will make you to fell ALONE .
but search it in your self you will feel happy even you ore left ALONE GOOD NIGHT.
*A simle can open a heart faster than a key can open a door.
simles are free don’t save them!Bright ten the world ur simle.Kep smiling
*A big pot full of water can be emptied by a small hole .Even a little anger or ego will burn up all the nobility of a good heart… so stay cool god night.
*Want To know who are you? Go to Write message in your mobile...On the dictionary On the English. press 69023780374363 You will find..
*Every wife is having their husband photo in their purse why?
To consale herself that nothing in this world is difficult than this.
*Ability is wht ur capable of dng. Motivation determines wht u do attitude.
Determines how well u do it .so hav d attitude z motivate ur ability god morning.
*Deley is the enenmy of efficiency and waiting is the enenmy of utilization so… don’t
Deley anything & don’t wait for anything just go on…
*Every failure is a lesson earn well.
Every success is a battle – fight well
*If u luv some 1 don keep in ur heart , keep in ur nails.
Bcoz if u fail in luv don’t break ur heart just cut ur nail that y gals grow very lengthy nails.
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